Dirty

Slang about sex and bodies. Best not used in front of your nan.

Does a duck drag weed with a stiffy?

Yes, obviously.

"Does a duck drag weed with a stiffy?"

Extremely thirsty. Also used for weather that has not seen rain in months.

"Does a bear... yes. I'm dry as a dead dingo's donga."

Very lucky.

"Bloke's been kissed on the dick by a fairy."

I'm here to get on with it, not muck around.

"Mate, I'm not here to fuck spiders. Let's go."

Leaving right now, in a hurry.

"Yep, I'm off like mum's pants on Father's Day."

Kiss passionately.

"Pashing on the trampoline."

Look lustfully at someone. As a noun, someone who does.

"Just having a perve at the new boat."

Gives you energy or vigour, especially sexual. Said of food, drink or exercise.

"Go on. That'll put the lead in your pencil."

To root is to have sex, a shag.

"Ute's rooted. Needs a new gearbox."

An attractive person.

"Total spunk."

Restless or randy. Toey means nervous or keen.

"Storm's coming. He's toey as a Roman sandal."

Pregnant.

"She's up the duff."

It's your problem or project; I'm only helping. Don't blame me.

"Your call. You're rooting this cat, I'm just holding the tail."