Does a duck drag weed with a stiffy?

While you're here

• Yeah nah

  No. Starting with yeah makes it sound a bit more friendly.

• Dry as a dead dingo's donga

  Extremely thirsty. Also used for weather that has not seen rain in months.

• Flog it like you're 15 again

  Going at something with great enthusiasm. A masturbation joke.

• Show us where the roo scratched you

  Asking a woman to show you her genitals. Probably not the smoothest way to do it.

• You're rooting this cat, I'm just holding the tail

  It's your problem or project; I'm only helping. Don't blame me.

• Off like mum's pants on Father's Day

  Leaving right now, in a hurry.

Random one for ya