Dry as a dead dingo's donga

simile

Extremely thirsty. Also used for weather that has not seen rain in months.

Person 1"Want a beer?"
Person 2"Does a bear... yes. I'm dry as a dead dingo's donga."

You'll also hear

Dry as a dead dingo's dongeranother spelling
Dry as a chipthe polite version

Where it's from

Donga, or donger, is slang for penis.

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