Brass razoo
A coin that never existed. Not having a brass razoo means being completely broke.
"Haven't got a brass razoo till payday."
Money
Ways to say you are broke, someone is stingy, or something costs too much.
Mate's rates
A discount for friends.
"Mate's rates. A slab."
Piss it up the wall
To waste your money on drink.
"Don't piss your pay up the wall this time."
Povo
Poor, broke, or cheap-looking.
"That car is a bit povo."
Sell my mum to afford one
Something is so expensive you would have to do something drastic to buy it.
"I'd have to sell my mum to afford one."
Tighter than a fish's arse
Stingy with money.
"Tighter than a fish's arse, that one."
Wouldn't be dead for quids
Life is good; I wouldn't be dead for any amount of money.
"Wouldn't be dead for quids."