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Very disappointed with how something turned out.

The Salvation Army, and its op shops.

Sandwich.

A goal, mostly in Aussie rules.

A beer glass, 425ml in most states. Glass sizes and their names vary by state.

The pub.

Said about an ugly head. The joke compares it to what you see at a men's urinal.

Something is so expensive you would have to do something drastic to buy it.

American. Short for "septic tank" because they're full of shit.

Petrol station. Also where you buy a pie, milk and a bag of ice at 11pm.

Go for a pee (said by men).

It will all work out. Used for reassurance, and sometimes as an excuse for not fixing something properly.

Everything is fine.

A woman.

To bump an opponent front-on, chest to chest, usually knocking them over.

Dishonest or badly made.

Leave, often abruptly.

Leave quickly.

To buy something for someone or others.

Asking a woman to show you her genitals. Probably not the smoothest way to do it.

A day off sick when you're not sick. Chucking a sickie is a fundamental right of all Aussies.

Daft or erratic.

Goon bag

Drink something in one go.

Pocket.

A case of 24 beers.

Very slow or very boring.

A short work break, smoking or not. Also see: Smoko by The Chats

Sausage.

Have a poo. A grogan is a turd.

Starving.

Extremely drunk.

A crybaby or whinger.

Electrician.

Very early in the morning, around first light.

A spectacular high mark taken by jumping onto another player's back.

Furious or very disappointed.

Be furious.

Have a tantrum like a baby throwing out its dummy.

An attractive person.

Very obvious.

Sydney.

A nosy person. As a verb, to have a nosy look.

Tough luck.

An expression of surprise. Old-fashioned.

Australia, spelt the way it sounds in a broad accent.

An expression of surprise or exasperation.

An expression of surprise or annoyance.

A small 375ml glass bottle of beer.

Live life to the full and make the most of every chance.

Sunglasses.

A canvas bedroll for sleeping outdoors.

Very sweaty or very nervous.

Great, or no problem. The "as" ends the sentence on purpose.