So twisted I could hide in a corkscrew's shadow

While you're here

• Bottle-o

  A bottle shop, where you buy grog to take home.

• Dry as a dead dingo's donga

  Extremely thirsty. Also used for weather that has not seen rain in months.

• Tradie's laptop

  The pokies. Poker machines at the pub or club.

• Schooner shop

  The pub.

• Gone faster than a cold beer on a hot day

  Disappeared or sold very quickly.

• Make mine an unleaded

  I'll have a light beer.

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