Dry as a root with no foreplay

While you're here

• Bottle-o

  A bottle shop, where you buy grog to take home.

• Flat out like a lizard drinking

  Extremely busy. Can be sarcastic about someone who isn't busy at all.

• Dry as a dead dingo's donga

  Extremely thirsty. Also used for weather that has not seen rain in months.

• Flog it like you're 15 again

  Going at something with great enthusiasm. A masturbation joke.

• Tradie's laptop

  The pokies. Poker machines at the pub or club.

• Full as a fat woman's sock

  Completely full, usually after a big feed. Sometimes used for very drunk.

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