Drier than a nun's nasty

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Dry. Can refer to the bush after a dry spell but often used to say you're thirsty.

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Bottle-o
A bottle shop, where you buy grog to take home.
Flat out like a lizard drinking
Extremely busy. Can be sarcastic about someone who isn't busy at all.
Dry as a dead dingo's donga
Extremely thirsty. Also used for weather that has not seen rain in months.
Flog it like you're 15 again
Going at something with great enthusiasm. A masturbation joke.
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The pokies. Poker machines at the pub or club.
Full as a fat woman's sock
Completely full, usually after a big feed. Sometimes used for very drunk.