Dog and bone
rhyming slang
A phone.
Person 1"Where's Dazza?"
Person 2"On the dog and bone with his mum."
Where it's from
Rhyming slang, from Cockney: dog and bone rhymes with phone.

Something wrong or missing? Suggest a fix
A phone.
Rhyming slang, from Cockney: dog and bone rhymes with phone.

Something wrong or missing? Suggest a fix
What's the story? What's happening, or what's the news?
The missus. Your wife or partner.
Head.
A look. Usually shortened to "a butcher's". In older Australian slang, being "butcher's" also meant being crook (sick).
Go for a piss.
Off for a turd.
