Off for a James Hird
rhyming slang
Off for a turd.
Where it's from
Rhyming slang: James Hird, the Essendon footballer, rhymes with turd.

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Off for a turd.
Rhyming slang: James Hird, the Essendon footballer, rhymes with turd.

Something wrong or missing? Suggest a fix
Toilet. Traditionally an outhouse down the back of the yard, now any toilet at all.
What's the story? What's happening, or what's the news?
The missus. Your wife or partner.
Head.
A look. Usually shortened to "a butcher's". In older Australian slang, being "butcher's" also meant being crook (sick).
Go for a piss.
