Captain Cook
rhyming slang
A look.
Person 1"Got a dent in the door."
Person 2"Let's have a Captain Cook."
You'll also hear
A Captainshort version
Where it's from
Rhyming slang: Captain Cook rhymes with look.

Something wrong or missing? Suggest a fix
A look.
Rhyming slang: Captain Cook rhymes with look.

Something wrong or missing? Suggest a fix
A look. Usually shortened to "a butcher's". In older Australian slang, being "butcher's" also meant being crook (sick).
What's the story? What's happening, or what's the news?
The missus. Your wife or partner.
Head.
Go for a piss.
Off for a turd.
