On ya bike

While you're here

• How's ya chooks?

  Means 'how are you?', won't hear it much in the cities but still said by old bushies.

• What's the John Dory?

  What's the story? What's happening, or what's the news?

• Face like a chewed Mintie

  Crumpled and sour-looking.

• Off like mum's pants on Father's Day

  Leaving right now, in a hurry.

• He'd root a snake's mouth if someone held it open

  He will have sex with anyone or anything.

• I hope your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders

  A curse on someone you are very angry with.

Random one for ya