I'd shave its arse and make it walk backwards
insult
Said about someone ugly: "If I had a dog that looked like him, I'd shave its arse and make it walk backwards."
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Face like a chewed Mintie
Crumpled and sour-looking.
He'd root a snake's mouth if someone held it open
He will have sex with anyone or anything.
I hope your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders
A curse on someone you are very angry with.
Not enough brains to give himself a headache
Very stupid.
Useful as tits on a bull
Completely useless.
A stubbie short of a six-pack
Not very bright, or a bit mad.
