Headbutting the undies
phrase
Badly need a poo.
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While you're here
Dunny
Toilet. Traditionally an outhouse down the back of the yard, now any toilet at all.
Take a snake's hiss
Go for a piss.
Have a slash
Go for a pee.
Shake hands with the wife's best friend
Go for a pee (said by men).
Give birth to a politician
Go for a poo.
A fart towing a trailer
A fart that brought something with it, so a trip to the toilet is urgent.
